E-Mail Stuff 3

Be Careful On How You Choose Your Name :

Anne Chang (in Mandarin)        -      dirty

Anne Chin (in Mandarin)           -      keep quiet

Faye Chen (in Mandarin)           -      dusty

Carl Cheng (in Hokkien)           -      buttock

Monica Cheng (in Hokkien)      -      touching your buttocks

Michael Tan (in Cantonese)     -      selling eggs

Lucy Liaw (in Hokkien)             -      you are dead

Judy Soo (in Malay)                  -      lost in gambling

Jane Tan (in Mandarin)            -      fried egg

Suzie Leow (in Hokkien)          -      lost till death

Henry Tan (in Hokkien)            -      let you wait

Henry Mah (in Mandarin)          -      hate your mum

Corrine Tai (in Hokkien)           -      poor fellow

Paul Chan (in Mandarin)           -      bankrupt

Nelson Tan (in Mandarin)         -      bird laying eggs

Jason Tan (in Mandarin)           -      thief laying eggs

Leslie Tong (in Mandarin)         -      rubbish bin

Nelson Chong (in Mandarin)     -      worm-infested bird

Carmen Tng (in Hokkien)         -      leg hair long

Connie Mah (in Cantonese)      -      call your mum

Francis Yip (in Cantonese)       -      sweet potato leaf

Danny See (in Hokkien)            -      squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng (in Hokkien)           -      screw and nail

Kenneth Tsai (in Hokkien)       -      like shit

Maisy Koh (in Cantonese)       -       never die before