Bush & Lily

This section is specially dedicated to my beloved pets, Bush & Lily.

It's all about a CAT & a DOG

THINGS THEY HAVE IN COMMON

1.      Both have PINK noses.

2.      Both have very SHORT tails.

3.      Both are FURRY.

4.      Both were scrawny & dirty in the first place.

5.      Both are now very FAT & BEAUTIFUL (LILY is still dirty) - shows that we are GOOD owners.

6.      Both are sterile. (too bad… they’ve got good GENES)

  It's all about a DOG

AMAZING FACTS ON LILY

1.      Noticed her outside our house one day.

2.      Discovered that she has 2 puppies (very, very cute)

3.      Neighbour took them and gave them away to a friend.

4.      Both were dog-napped from neighbours’ friend’s house.

5.      Took her in as our DOG on NOVEMBER 20, 2001

6.      Was dirty and scrawny (different story now)

7.      Doesn’t mind being spanked (too much meat - cannot feel pain)

8.      Terrified of fire crackers (suffered during CHINESE NEW YEAR)

9.      Daily routine - eat, sleep & bark at people.

10.  Very scared to be inside of the house.

11.  Camera SHY. (more like scared of the CAMERA)

12. No idea what breed she is...

  It's all about a CAT

Guess what? We found out what breed BUSH is..

It is....

JAPANESE BOBTAIL!!

AMAZING FACTS ON BUSH

1.      Was picked off the streets and came into our house on JANUARY 16, 2002.

2.      Named after a certain president (infamous and unintelligent) who made headlines by choking on a pretzel during the SUPERBOWL.

3.      Looked very ugly at first - scrawny (VERY), dirty, did I mention ugly? Had VERY BIG ears (too BIG for his TINY head), just a bag of bones.

4.      Nearly died of cold one rainy night. That’s why we keep him in the house now.

5.      Was bottle-fed like a baby. With a baby bottle and baby’s milk.

6.      Does his business in our toilet bowl. Trained since young.

7.      After he’s done, we wipe his butt with toilet paper.

8.      Prefers human food to cat food (Chinese style)

9.      Chokes on bones.

10.  Likes chicken more than fish. (And I thought it was the other way around)

11.  Is terrified to go out of the house.

12.  Doesn’t mind being hugged and carried around like a baby.

13.  Likes taking bath (no sound at all)

14.  Is afraid of the Rotan fly swatter (now used to smack him)

15.  We trim his claws for him (with a nail cutter)

16.  Mistook LILY as MUM. Tried drinking milk from her.

17.  Bites everything - newspapers, books, his basket, his foot (if you trick him), us.

18.  Scared of funny sounds and strangers.

19.  Responds to his name.

20.  Anger management tips from BUSH - kick something, anything. - bite something or someone, even if the person isn’t the one who made you angry.